Other Bios: Marc Kordelos / Greg Sammons / Dead Air Dave / Fred Huang
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Male (unless on a special cross dressing assignment)
Age: For me to know and you to find out
Height: 6'4" (add 4 inches with Odd Job Bowler Hat)
Hair: Salt N' Peppa
Eyes: On the UPS delivery truck

Rank: Dept. Head of all Operations
Assignment: Commercial Promotion
Specialties: Music assessment and implementation of promotion and marketing cost effectively and done with integrity for our clients.
Secret Move: Tangoing without spilling one drop of a Vodka Martini (shaken not stirred, of course)
Licensed to Kill Since: 1995
# of Kills: That would be telling!
Last Known Whereabouts: Vegas (baby!)


Previous Assignments:
Strawberries Retail Clerk, WBEC OnAir/MD, ASR for CBS Music/Philly, Local Promo Manager for Columbia/Denver and Chicago, National Director West Coast, Alternative Promotion for Columbia in Los Angeles
Training: Chico State, University (for 2 years), worked at KCSC; BA from Boston University, worked at WTBU.


Email: marc@unclepromo.com
Phone: 702.270.4538

Related Links: Commercial Ops

Socrates mixed in with Ian Fleming
Paul Smith and Saville Row
Drink of Choice:
The Spy Cocktail; a Classic Vodka Martini (Ultimate Vodka) extra dry, extremely cold, with one olive
Band of Choice:
John Barry Re-Mixed
Kryptonite Band:
Three Doors Down
Guilty Pleasure Band:
Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass
Default Album:
Matching up Pink Floyd's “Dark Side of the Moon” and watching “The Wizard of Oz”...upside-down

Business savvy yet very laid back, this agent disarms with an unexpectedly goofy wit. Predilection for early ‘80s punk, New Wave and goth bands. Regardless of cover, can always be spotted by Prada shoes. Collection of spy paraphernalia and comic books provides leverage, presents potential for blackmail/extortion.
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