Other Bios: Marc Kordelos / Greg Sammons / Dead Air Dave / Fred Huang
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VITAL INFORMATION

Sex:
Yes, please
Age: Ice
Height: 6'
Hair: Deceased
Eyes: PANTONE 4975 C

Rank: Special Agent
Assignment: K.K.B.B. Editor
Specialties: unsolicited extemporaneous, supercilious and/or superfluous reality reinterpretation
Secret Move: Palkum chiluki
Licensed to Kill Since: May 2006
# of Kills: 1 armadillo, 2 lizards, hundreds of palmetto bugs and hundreds of thousands of ants
Last Known Whereabouts: Classified


BACKGROUND INFORMATION

Previous Assignments:
Riff Raff, Your Mother (the band, silly), Plastic NUDE Martini, PulP magazine
Training: University of Rock

ACCESS INFORMATION

Email: kkbbbeditor@unclepromo.com

Related Links: K.K.B.B.

Philosophy:
1) Life: There is good and bad in everything; what you focus on is your responsibility.
2) Music: There are 12 notes; I like 'em all.

Style:
neo-retro-hetero-uh-oh
Drink of Choice:
The next one
Band of Choice:
Clang
Kryptonite Band:
Candlebox
Guilty Pleasure Band:
The DeFranco Family - Heartbeat (It's a Love Beat), baby!
Default Album:
Pol Pot Pie


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